Funny story I nearly forgot

Ok, so this kid walks into the class room and said, "Hey, guess why I was late coming to school today,"

With that sort of lead in, you just have to know so I of course said, "Well, you went to eat breakfast?"

"No", comes the reply. "My poop was stuck and wouldn't come out." Short pause here. "Hey, Nikki, do you know what was in my poop."

I was sure I knew at that point, but can't spoil that fun. "No, hun, I don't."

"Corn! There was corn in my poop."

To which I have to reply, "Yeah, that happens sometimes."

All this happens while the dad is standing there trying to hide. He then informs his son that he doesn't have to share the story with EVERYONE that day. Poor dad, but we thought it was hilarious.